Wednesday, November 22, 2023

‘HEER YE!! O HEER YE!!’ yelled the town crier:

How does our catastrophically-nitro-cool-whip-dude-withe-deluxe-lude-alt.blogOrammathons help you? A: by giving you hope! repentance! bedside! so we can journey to Heaven: I’ll personally serve/love you for eternity, girl:

Wanna summoe! more! more! ‘garnished, can’t-touch-me, play-that-funky-music-white-boy’ adventures4eternity?

WHO: yooNeye, ya WonderWoman, ya stimulating, sardonic satire, ya girly-withe-curly 

WHERE: start at the RongWay cafe Uptown *R is backward; fits nicely into W*

WHEN: forever (or until evil is eradicated like a big, nasty roach: D.R. ‘Demon Repellant’)

WHY: defeat-the-deviant-dudes with endorphins, 2 beers and pretzels: we go all ‘round the universe stampNout evildoers with us as wildcard, wildchild, 33rd-level-ninjas

HOW: if you put God first, God will be in first as we kill-them-with-metaphorical-kindness at mach7+

Q: Why dost I paint the 7thHeaven effusively thus? A: Who doesn’t wanna be a benigNinja? Who doesn’t wanna rockNroll after on the beach, morphin-into-full-size-reality-for-infinity, a zealous expletive under a Simpson’s sky, palm trees swaying, never-ending-drinks, your adorable bikini with girlish parts. Ouch, dude, cubed.

You're everything to me, girl gorgeous:

 you’re everything to God.

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